France in Focus

I listen to I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue and I've always thought that "Misquotes" would make a good round.

The thoughts I had are along the lines of "If music be the stuff of love ...... Get out your instrument!

Every dog will have his day of diarrhoea,

It'll all be over after Christmas, or

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bus shelter. Edgy humour there ............... What .............. Too soon?

Anyway, have you got any ideas on quotes or sayings that can be twisted/cannibalize?

Lightning never strikes mice

The early bird catches Covid.

If you can’t beat them, what’s the point of teaching ?

Does a bear shit on the pope?

One small step for man, one giant leap for Ronnie Corbett.

You can't teach an old leopard new spots

One swallow doesn’t make an orgy….

Many a mickle makes no sense whatsoever.

You can't make an omelette without breaking wind.

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

A rolling stone is the best form of defence