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#731 Post by Hotrodder »

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Humanity landed on the moon over fifty years ago but it seems too much to ask for a reliable telephone/internet service in rural France.

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#733 Post by niemeyjt »

I just bought a telepathic air freshener. It makes scents when I think about it.

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#734 Post by niemeyjt »

Walking from my home to the pub takes 5 minutes.

Walking from the pub back to my home takes 35 minutes.

The difference is staggering.

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#735 Post by Bayleaf »

niemeyjt wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 6:19 am Walking from my home to the pub takes 5 minutes.

Walking from the pub back to my home takes 35 minutes.

The difference is staggering.
:lol: Especially if you've been on the Diamond White Cider .....! :lol:

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#737 Post by niemeyjt »

I've sent my bagpipe playing friend a "Get Better Soon" card.

He's not ill. I just want him to get alot better.

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#738 Post by niemeyjt »

Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia helpline has a website?

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#740 Post by niemeyjt »

Just opened the door to a guy and he was only 3.28 feet tall.

I said "Who are you?

He replied "I'm the metre man!"

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