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Sparkle
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#3071 Post by Sparkle »

no what - i love any jokes if they make me laugh doesn't matter to me what country they come from :lol: Life is too short to not have a laugh or be too serious about anything :lol:
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride

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#3073 Post by exile »

I will never forget how happy I was when I saw the missus. There I was stood at the end of the aisle.

I saw her at the other end walking slowly towards me. I was so happy.

It seemed to take an age for her to get to be standing next to me.

I smiled at her and winked.

Then I took the shopping trolley from her hand and loaded up three cases of Stella - 3 for the price of 2.

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#3074 Post by exile »

All my colleagues and patients said that I was an exceptional surgeon but that I lacked a sense of humour.

So

Today I am going to insert a small squeaky toy with each breast implant.

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