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#1271 Post by niemeyjt »

The computers all went down at the office today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me fifteen minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
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#1272 Post by A.N.Other »

Studies have revealed that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
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#1274 Post by Nomoss »

Hideous woman.
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#1275 Post by Bayleaf »

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#1276 Post by A.N.Other »

Nomoss wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 10:00 pmHideous woman.
Almost as hideous as her predecessor.
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#1277 Post by niemeyjt »

I had an awful accident yesterday when my chainsaw broke loose on me.

My other half thinks we should sue the manufacturer.
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#1278 Post by niemeyjt »

I'm in trouble again. My daughter's hamster died the other day, so I bought her an identical one.

She just screamed and said, 'What am I supposed to do with two dead hamsters?'
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#1279 Post by niemeyjt »

I really hate Russian dolls. They're just so full of themselves.
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#1280 Post by niemeyjt »

When things get hot, they get larger. I'm not fat, I'm just hot.
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