Jokes

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[Nomoss]

Lucky the car was there, otherwise the tree would have blocked the road.

[Char]

Lucky the car was there, otherwise the tree would have blocked the road.

[niemeyjt]

Two bikers were travelling through Wales when they came upon Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

They stopped for a bite to eat and an argument ensued as to the correct pronunciation.

To settle it, they went up to the counter and asked the young lady serving "Can you help us settle an argument and tell us how to pronounce where we are very slowly"

She replied very slowly "Bur . . . ger . . . King"

[Pathca]

Like the doctor who said to one of my patients “Say 123 slowly “ She gave him an puzzled look smiled sweetly and replied “ 1 2 3 slowly “

[niemeyjt]

For those up to date on UK current affairs

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[niemeyjt]

A fanatical golfer goes to Las Vegas on holiday. He meets a beautiful woman and, after just two days, they get married.

As they are on the plane on the way to the UK he realises that he has to tell her about the golf.

"There's something I haven't told you" he says. "I'm a golfer. I play every day. Two rounds a day at the weekend. Can you live with that?"

"I've something I need to confess as well," she answers. "I'm a hooker."

"No problem. You just have to rotate your body more and open the face of the club."

[Blaze]

Stolen from Fartbook ......

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[niemeyjt]

Fun Fact: Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman.

[Bayleaf]

We sometimes watch "The Joy of Painting" still, with Bob Ross, so this is a hoot!

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