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#1431 Post by Nomoss »

I was surprised to hear that India has sent a spacecraft to the sun.

I thought it would just get burnt up.

Then I realised there is a big time difference, and they were smart enough to send it at night.
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#1432 Post by Bayleaf »

Nomoss wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 6:46 pm
Then I realised there is a big time difference, and they were smart enough to send it at night.
:lol:
Shame Icarus didn't have the same idea! 8-)
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#1433 Post by Hotrodder »

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1434 Post by Bayleaf »

Topical, Matt does it again!
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#1435 Post by Bayleaf »

:)
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#1436 Post by niemeyjt »

I bet Kevin's pleased that a Google Search for "Keegan Rant" no longer returns him as number one item.
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#1437 Post by niemeyjt »

90% of bald people still possess a comb.

They just cannot part with it.
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#1438 Post by niemeyjt »

Did you know that there are no canaries on the Canary Islands.

It is the same with the Virgin Islands - there are no canaries there either.
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#1439 Post by niemeyjt »

Last night I was at home with Mrs N and there was a tap on the window.

I told her she should have called a glazier, not a plumber.
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#1440 Post by Bayleaf »

In competition for the biggest "oh good grief" jokes!
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