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#1501 Post by ajm »

A blonde walking along a river footpath sees another blonde on the opposite bank. She calls across to her " How do I get to the other side?" The other one thinks for a bit then says " You are on the other side" :crazy:

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#1502 Post by niemeyjt »

I was going to tell a joke about some herbs and a fish - but now is neither the thyme nor the plaice.

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#1503 Post by Hotrodder »

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#1504 Post by niemeyjt »

One for the boys . . .

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#1506 Post by rabbit »

Note a joke but I found it amusing. The Cricket World Cup is taking place in India. The weekend brings the big needle match between India and Pakistan. Passions are elevated and as usual local hotels have raised their rates. In response a number of spectators have booked themselves into the local hospital for an overnight health check as it is cheaper!

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#1507 Post by niemeyjt »

rabbit wrote: Fri Oct 13, 2023 10:53 amNote a joke but I found it amusing. The Cricket World Cup is taking place in India. The weekend brings the big needle match between India and Pakistan. Passions are elevated and as usual local hotels have raised their rates. In response a number of spectators have booked themselves into the local hospital for an overnight health check as it is cheaper!
If loads of patients turn up with no symptoms that will stump the doctors.

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#1508 Post by Bayleaf »

Certainly seems like this around here at the moment! :lol:
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#1509 Post by Hotrodder »

We don't have the problem of roadworks. We just have the problem of deteriorating surfaces, potholes, and speed humps. Car suspensions and tyres are taking a hammering.
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#1510 Post by niemeyjt »

A Scotsman, a Welsh man and an Irish man go into a pub. There's normally an English man in these jokes but he was still at the Rugby World Cup.

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