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#1661 Post by niemeyjt »

Why aren’t any schools allowed to put on a nativity play this year?

They couldn’t find a stable building.
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#1662 Post by Nomoss »

Whats the difference between a good vacuum cleaner and an admiral in the Swiss Navy?

A good vacuum cleaner sucks and sucks and never fails.

The Swiss don't have a navy.
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#1663 Post by Loup-garou »

Actually they do!

I attended a NATO meeting which was partly held in Lugano beside the lake (Switzerland is a partner country of NATO). I strolled out one evening with a Swiss colleague to have a drink and there was a significant warship just off the shore. I said "Blimey, Switzerland has a navy?" He replied, "Why not - Italy has a Finance Minister?"
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#1665 Post by ajm »

Like the fortune-teller who was closed due to unforeseen circumstances.
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#1666 Post by Hotrodder »

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1667 Post by niemeyjt »

Bloody ATMs - why can't banks maintain them properly?

I tried five in the town tonight and they all said "Insufficient Funds"
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#1668 Post by Hotrodder »

Don't worry mate. There's a movement toward removing them. Cashless society with your assets in "the cloud" where they can be accessed by governments and hackers alike.
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#1669 Post by niemeyjt »

Putting things in the cloud? You cannot be cirrus!
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#1670 Post by Hotrodder »

Boom Boom! :clap:
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