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#1692 Post by niemeyjt »

Just been to the butcher's to buy Christmas dinner.

Venison's dear, isn't it?
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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1694 Post by rabbit »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:43 am Just been to the butcher's to buy Christmas dinner.

Venison's dear, isn't it?
Yes you need plenty of doe
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#1695 Post by niemeyjt »

Yes. You need many bucks - it is stag-gering
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#1696 Post by niemeyjt »

A couple of years back, during COVID-19, if you had family come round at Christmas, the Police could break into your home and force them to leave.

Does anyone know if they are offering the service again this year and if I have to book?
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#1697 Post by niemeyjt »

Great excuse for no pressies this year . . .

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#1699 Post by ajm »

A guy takes his leaky inflatable doll back to the sex shop to complain. The shopkeeper says "what's the problem?" He says " when I inflate it , it goes down on me" The shopkeeper said " you are lucky - I have given you the deluxe model by mistake" :o
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#1700 Post by Bayleaf »

A client was telling me a friend of her's is a chef and used to be a cooking instructor in a prison...... I said, "wow, she must have had a captive audience"!




Then I realised what I'd said - oh, how we laughed. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Yes, totally true story! :D
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