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#1721 Post by niemeyjt »

I see the UK government wants everyone to learn Maths until they are 18.

What a waste of time. I learned it until I was 16 and don't see what difference an extra 4 years would have made.
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#1723 Post by exile »

Been there and got all of the badges :lol:
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#1725 Post by niemeyjt »

Every time I get a headache, I take 2 Ibuprofen pills and keep away from my children . . . just like the bottle says.
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#1726 Post by Hotrodder »

That is sound advice in any situation.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1727 Post by niemeyjt »

Marriage brings music to a man's life.

He learns to play second fiddle.
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#1728 Post by Bayleaf »

Two for the price of one:
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#1729 Post by niemeyjt »

With that in mind . . .

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