Jokes

:speech_balloon: Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.
Post Reply
Message
Author
niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#1751 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just seen the wether forcast for the weekend . . . rein, snew, thundre, litening and hale.

Looks like we're in for a bad spell.
Top
Niftyons
Posts: 422
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2021 5:45 pm

Jokes

#1752 Post by Niftyons »

Nearly there!
Reminds me of a song by Irene Papas.

One may have as many 35’s as one likes, but,
the actual number is the same as song. "∞"
Top
User avatar
Bayleaf
Posts: 3382
Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:22 am
Location: NE Dordogne

Jokes

#1753 Post by Bayleaf »

Anyway - thanks for that Niftyons, as cryptic as ever! :crazy: Back to jokes, and my "Woking 925" - the driver was a skinny bloke named Joe - we called him Joe Lean....... 8-) Dolly would find it funny at least. :D

Moving on swiftly
biscuits.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Top
User avatar
Bayleaf
Posts: 3382
Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:22 am
Location: NE Dordogne

Jokes

#1754 Post by Bayleaf »

draught.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Top
Niftyons
Posts: 422
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2021 5:45 pm

Jokes

#1755 Post by Niftyons »

Bayleaf wrote: ↑Thu Jan 25, 2024 8:07 am Anyway - thanks for that Niftyons, as cryptic as ever! :crazy: Back to jokes, and my "Woking 925" - the driver was a skinny bloke named Joe - we called him Joe Lean....... 8-) Dolly would find it funny at least. :D

Moving on swiftly
biscuits.jpg

As a special dispensation to those who can’t wok things out for themselves
Top
User avatar
DaveW
Posts: 729
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:52 pm
Location: Alpes Maritimes 06

Jokes

#1756 Post by DaveW »

.
Top
niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#1757 Post by niemeyjt »

My friend insists on bathing in yoghurt - despite my warnings about the dangers of dabbling in the Yakult.
Top
User avatar
Blaze
Posts: 5403
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:06 pm
Location: Ille et Villaine (35)

Jokes

#1758 Post by Blaze »

Capture d’écran 2024-01-27 à 10.19.21.png
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Top
User avatar
Bayleaf
Posts: 3382
Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:22 am
Location: NE Dordogne

Jokes

#1759 Post by Bayleaf »

Baby Nessies raised in a bath.....it's real! :lol:
nessie.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Top
ajm
Posts: 1215
Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2021 3:23 pm
Location: 49 Paradis

Jokes

#1760 Post by ajm »

My old local authority in the UK had a Department of Planning and a Department of Engineering Services. They were combined and their acronym became DOPES. Very appropriate.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Chatterbox”