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#1772 Post by Quiksilver »

Sarah has to walk 5 miles to bring clean alcohol back to her home
For just £2 a month you could help to build an Off License in Sarah's village.....
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#1774 Post by niemeyjt »

My mate said "I like your sports car."

I said "It's not very practical now that we have a baby."

He said "How about I buy it off you?"

I said "Go on then. Three grand?"

He said "You've got yourself a deal."

I said "Nice one - you're going to make a brilliant dad!"

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#1776 Post by niemeyjt »

Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny's myths?

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#1778 Post by niemeyjt »

I love taking pictures of myself standing next to a boiling kettle.

The doctor says I've got selfie steam issues.

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#1779 Post by niemeyjt »

The UK used to drive on the left of the road.

Now with the potholes they drive on what's left of the road.

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#1780 Post by niemeyjt »

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer at the weekend.

I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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