
Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.
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Bayleaf
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Quiksilver
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by Quiksilver »
Sarah has to walk 5 miles to bring clean alcohol back to her home
For just £2 a month you could help to build an Off License in Sarah's village.....
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niemeyjt
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by niemeyjt »
My mate said "I like your sports car."
I said "It's not very practical now that we have a baby."
He said "How about I buy it off you?"
I said "Go on then. Three grand?"
He said "You've got yourself a deal."
I said "Nice one - you're going to make a brilliant dad!"
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demi
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by niemeyjt »
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny's myths?
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by niemeyjt »
I love taking pictures of myself standing next to a boiling kettle.
The doctor says I've got selfie steam issues.
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by niemeyjt »
The UK used to drive on the left of the road.
Now with the potholes they drive on what's left of the road.
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by niemeyjt »
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer at the weekend.
I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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