Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.A man was driving along the motorway, and saw a hare hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the hare, but unfortunately the hare jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the hare.
Much to his dismay, the hare was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the motorway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidently hit this hare and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to boot of her car, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead hare, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the hare.
Miraculously the hare came to life, jumped up, waved it's paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 metres away the hare stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 metres, turned, waved and hopped another 50 metres. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can.
He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What is in your spray can ? What did you spray on that hare ?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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Quiksilver
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I went down to the local supermarket today and I said, "I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it."
The cashier said, "Those are pickled onions".
The cashier said, "Those are pickled onions".
"Such fun!"
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That actually happened to a fellow student at Uni. He was from India and naturally flew to the UK with Air India. This being the time of tensions between India and Pakistan, the captain proudly announced that if the passengers looked out of the window, they would see them passing the Pakistan Airways plane also on its way to London.
I cannot now remember the ins and outs but there was a problem with the Air India flight and the Pakistani plane arrived in London well in advance of his flight.
I cannot now remember the ins and outs but there was a problem with the Air India flight and the Pakistani plane arrived in London well in advance of his flight.