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#1991 Post by niemeyjt »

Modern living -

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#1992 Post by niemeyjt »

Modern TV production facility

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#1993 Post by ajm »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2024 9:33 am Modern living -


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Don't think that is funny. Not one of your better ones.
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#1994 Post by niemeyjt »

The BBC are going to show a series about towing with your car.

I've just seen the trailer.
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#1995 Post by niemeyjt »

But sadly they are no longer screening the series about food preservation techniques.

It's been canned
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#1996 Post by niemeyjt »

I thought it was a new series of "Learning by rote".

Turns out it was just a repeat.
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#1997 Post by niemeyjt »

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#1998 Post by niemeyjt »

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password:

USER: Beef Stew

WINDOWS: Password not stroganof
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#1999 Post by niemeyjt »

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password:

USER: Penis

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#2000 Post by Sparkle »

@niemeyjt :lol: keep em coming as these get jokes get passed on to my friends in the bar who surprisingly laugh at them. I was told a joke last night which is silly but it very much tickled me:

Wife: I'm leaving you for another man
Husband: what's his bloody name
Wife: don't know I haven't met him yet
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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