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#2321 Post by L Austin France »

What's the difference between a Buffalo & a Bison...
You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo
Very old plumbers joke from my apprentice days in the drawing office.
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#2322 Post by Loup-garou »

What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon and a magic wand?
One is used for cunning stunts!

What's the difference between a crawling baby and a seagull?
One flits across the shore!

What's the difference between clouds over Ascot and Princess Anne's knickers?
One covers the Royal Hunt Cup!

Sorry, sorry!
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#2323 Post by Bayleaf »

Time to trim your bush?! :lol:
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#2324 Post by niemeyjt »

Adam blamed Eve. Eve blamed the snake. The snake didn't have a leg to stand on.
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#2325 Post by niemeyjt »

Singer songwriter Neil Diamond was born Neil Carbon before the pressure got to him.
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#2326 Post by OTBC »

There's confusion about which Kray twin made Peter Sutcliffe believe he wrote a book from the Hebrew Bible while in Broadmoor.

When quizzed about it Reggie Kray said, "I can't remember if it was due to Ron or me."
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#2327 Post by niemeyjt »

I squirted some tomato ketchup in my eyes by accident.

Now I have Heinz sight.
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#2328 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2329 Post by Hotrodder »

Amen!
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#2330 Post by niemeyjt »

I think Mrs N has been spreading glue all over my 12 bores.

She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
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