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#2481 Post by ajm »

It must be a bit of a pig trying to find them

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#2482 Post by niemeyjt »

I want to sow them.

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#2483 Post by Quiksilver »

Oh dear God, will you two stop hamming it up? :lol:

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#2484 Post by niemeyjt »

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.

You won't like the Reaper cushions.

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#2485 Post by niemeyjt »

I've been busy this weekend bottling soup ready for winter . . .

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#2486 Post by Bayleaf »

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#2487 Post by niemeyjt »

This years Russian advent calendars have just gone on sale.

They're the ones where you open a window and an oligarch falls out.

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#2488 Post by Bayleaf »

Bobcat? :lol:
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#2489 Post by Niftyons »

Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A women who won't do as she's told.

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