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I have a photographic memory - sadly I never developed it.
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My mate told me he was seeing a woman - I asked him if he was dating of hallucinating.
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NEVER swallow your bubble gum . . .
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The most dangerous part of a car - the nut that holds on the steering wheel.
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I have an electric taste in music.
I used to like AC/DC but now I go for something more current.
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My mate Dave was born without eyelids so they circumcised him and use the skin to fabricate them.
Have to say it worked quite well but he does look a bit cockeyed.
He also has to be careful not to blink too much!
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Penguins mate for life. It's not like they'll find a better looking one is it?
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Tips for children's Christmas.
Forget the past - you can't change it.
Forget the present - you're not getting one.
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