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#2681 Post by A.N.Other »

I'm relieved to see that the cure for erectile disfunction is diet and exercise.

The difficult part is to explain to the wife she has to eat less and do a bit of jogging.

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#2682 Post by A.N.Other »

Char wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 2:47 pm
A.N.Other wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 10:52 am Two cheese trucks collided.

De brie was everywhere.
Is that what they refer to as a cheesy joke :angel:
Yes, especially as I forgot to mention that the crash took place in Roquefort :mrgreen:

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#2683 Post by Sparkle »

With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride

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#2685 Post by niemeyjt »

My son has just decided to set up a pop group with a few of his mates.

They are calling it "Duvet".

It is a cover band.

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#2686 Post by niemeyjt »

One for Robert - any electrical appliance can be converted to a smoke generator if operated incorrectly.

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#2687 Post by niemeyjt »

A big game Hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One morning while still deep in the Jungle, the hunter’s wife awoke to find her mother gone.

She woke her husband and they both set off in search of the elderly woman.

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight . . . the mother-in-law was standing face-to-face with a lion.

”What are we going to do?” his horrified wife asked.

”Nothing,’ the hunter replied, “The Lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it!"

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#2689 Post by niemeyjt »

A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

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