Jokes

[niemeyjt]

I was standing at the bar of Terminal 5 at Heathrow when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer."

[Bayleaf]

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[niemeyjt]

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[rabbit]

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[Bayleaf]

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[Ford Focus]

Not a joke just a statement. I am very surprised that there aren't any Omacron jokes doing the rounds.

[Pathca]

Perhaps because some of us are getting past the point of seeing humour in the situation

[Blaze]

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[niemeyjt]

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says "I would like a Martinus".

The bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?”

Julius replies “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it”.

[niemeyjt]

A German walks into a bar and says "I would like a Martini".

The barman asks "Dry?"

"No" replies the German, "just the one".