Jokes

[niemeyjt]

Neil Parish went to his GP and said he was depressed as he and his wife no longer enjoyed passionate sex.

He was referred to a sex councillor and came home from his first consultation very excited.

Next thing, he was seen dancing naked around his tractor, licking and blowing in various places!

His neighbour asked what on earth he was doing - to which he replied "I am wanting to improve sexual relations with my wife and the sex councillor told me to do something sexy to a tractor"

. . . and that is the truth of what was behind really happened.

[Char]

I wonder if his wife will send him a John Deere letter.

[Bayleaf]

I wonder if his wife will send him a John Deere letter.

Good one!

[niemeyjt]

No - she has too much Claas

[L Austin France]

From now on he'll have to Fendt for himself.

[Bayleaf]

Perhaps he was admiring the front end loader ......

[L Austin France]

Apparently the 'Escorts Group is a tractor manufacturer who provides reliable tractors in 62 countries around the world'.
If it was this group the dear chap was researching when he inadvertantly stumbled on a Porn site I think that explains his haste to review what was on offer for a second time.

[Bayleaf]

Perhaps the last 7 comments need moving to the Porngate thread - before we monopolise the Joke thread!

[Hotrodder]

I don't know. The conservatives are providing a lot of material for jokes these days. More effective as entertainers than politicians.

[niemeyjt]

Personally, I think there is nothing us "plebs" can do to change things - so the best course of action is humour and to mock those who think they are above us.