Jokes

[niemeyjt]

I got myself a GPS for OAPs. It's great.

Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tells me why I wanted to go there.

[niemeyjt]

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[Spectrum]

My wife wanted an animal skin coat,




so I bought her a donkey jacket.

At least its a joke

This bloke is walking on this beach and kicks up a lantern, out of this a genie pops, and says "you have one wish" the bloke is taken aback by this and answers "But you are supposed to grant me three wishes" the genie says" No Iam a special one you can have anything you want in the world" The bloke thinks for a while and says " I am a multi billionaire, I have four beautiful children and a ex model for loving wife, I have a yacht and fifteen cars, I don't need anything, the genie looks at him a bit upset " sir you must make a wish or I will be struck off" The man studies and says " Ok then I do a lot of business in the USA I don't like flying and the yacht is too slow, so will you build me a bridge across the Atlantic" the genie looks a bit shocked at this suggestion and says" sorry sir I don't think I can do that, there must be something else you have always wanted" again the bloke thinks for a while and says, "There is one thing you could do, and that is help me to understand a woman's mind" the genie is shocked by this idea but considers it, he then say" This bridge do you want lights on it?"

[Hotrodder]

I got myself a GPS for OAPs. It's great.

Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tells me why I wanted to go there.

Does it show where all the toilets are along the route?

[Spardo]

I got myself a GPS for OAPs. It's great.

Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tells me why I wanted to go there.

Does it show where all the toilets are along the route?

If it is just for a pee, and especially you are a male of the species, why would you need to know, you are in France.

[Bayleaf]

Ah, wait though Spardo! Digressing from jokes again - apparently it is becoming unlawful to pee in public en France! There was a salesman in N France caught relieving himself, by a quiet roadside, by the gendarmes. 150€ fine! Big arguments though, as many toilets have been closed due to Covid - so less toilets for travellers. As usual, I can't find the link to the article that I saw!

[Spardo]

Outrageous, the only reason I came to live here, whatever next?

[niemeyjt]

Outrageous, the only reason I came to live here, whatever next?

Relocate to Clochemerle perhaps?

[Captain Morgan]

It would appear 140 cyclists on the Tour de France haven't been told!

[niemeyjt]

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