Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you"
"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once!"
"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You're not sterile..."
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L Austin France
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L Austin France
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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip.
I’m John, he's Jim.
Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
"Been on holiday yet, boys"?
"Off to England next month," says John.
"We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ... the history, the beer, the culture ..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
Bartender asks: Then why keep going to England ?
"Because " replies John,
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip.
I’m John, he's Jim.
Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
"Been on holiday yet, boys"?
"Off to England next month," says John.
"We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ... the history, the beer, the culture ..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
Bartender asks: Then why keep going to England ?
"Because " replies John,
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."