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#1802 Post by A.N.Other »

One of my pet hates, the use of 'of' instead of have.

Doesn't even make sense!

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#1803 Post by Bayleaf »

Totally with you there. I also have an aversion to high waisted trousers! :lol:
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A.N.Other wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 6:47 pm One of my pet hates, the use of 'of' instead of have.

Doesn't even make sense!
And "Doing as best I can" instead of "Doing the best I can".
Humanity landed on the moon over fifty years ago but it seems too much to ask for a reliable telephone/internet service in rural France.

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Bayleaf wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:00 pm Totally with you there. I also have an aversion to high waisted trousers! :lol:
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Never mind the fashion fo-par. Who's the old dear in the sunglasses behind the wheel?
Humanity landed on the moon over fifty years ago but it seems too much to ask for a reliable telephone/internet service in rural France.

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#1806 Post by Bayleaf »

Hotrodder wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 12:08 pm
Bayleaf wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:00 pm Totally with you there. I also have an aversion to high waisted trousers! :lol:
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Never mind the fashion fo-par. Who's the old dear in the sunglasses behind the wheel?

Apparently that's the reflection of the lady in the road taking the photo! I've been laughing so much at the trousers, I've only just noticed the guy climbing in the top of the car! :lol: So many questions!

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#1807 Post by Doug »

Sarah's job interview wasn't going well.
The boss stood over her and said.
"Well actually we are looking for someone to do the job of five men"
Turning to leave she replied.
" what a shame I was looking for a full time job"

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#1808 Post by Bayleaf »

Sounds about right! :lol:

I think I've nailed this one before! 8-)
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