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How can you have a new forum without a jokes thread?
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:lol:

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It took me a couple of minutes to get it.
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:lol:

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#6 Post by mysty »

Apologies in advance if you know anyone who has been eaten by a bear.
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#7 Post by Char »

I think your apology was even funnier than the picture - I think I need to see a head doctor. :lol:

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#8 Post by Doug »

Reminds me of Gordon Buchanan's tv piece with different wild animals.


His "Here bear" comes to mind, except he didn't get eaten. :o

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#9 Post by Char »

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Now it goes with her to school each day
between two bits of bread.

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#10 Post by Doug »

Here's a few enquiries and answers which the Australian tourist board has been asked
Do you celebrate christmas in OZ? france.
Only at christmas.

Can I speak English everywhere I go? usa.
Yes but you will have to learn it first.

Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street.usa
Depends on how much youve been drinking.

Can I bring cutlery into Aus? uk
Why? Just use your fingers same as we do.

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