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Hotrodder
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#31 Post by Hotrodder »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:43 am When I was a child I used to watch the Wizard of Oz and I always wondered how someone could talk without a brain.

Now I've got social media.
And if you weren't totally convinced, you now have Boris Johnson.
Humanity landed on the moon over fifty years ago but it seems too much to ask for a reliable telephone/internet service in rural France.
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#32 Post by Bayleaf »

Nice bottle of wine anyone? :lol:
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#33 Post by mysty »

What did the snowman say to the doctor when he said he had a temperature.
I'm melting. :lol:
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#34 Post by niemeyjt »

As I get older, I find I just use three shops - Specsavers, Boots and Greggs . . . my life is just specs and drugs and sausage rolls.
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#35 Post by rabbit »

Geronimo autopsy was inconclusive
TB or not TB
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#36 Post by mysty »

Boris to save the NHS.
If you were in the brownies or scouts and got your first aid badge you can now be a doctor, nurse or surgeon without completing the training, just like new HGV divers.
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#37 Post by niemeyjt »

rabbit wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:37 am Geronimo autopsy was inconclusive
TB or not TB
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#38 Post by ajm »

mysty wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:07 am Boris to save the NHS.
If you were in the brownies or scouts and got your first aid badge you can now be a doctor, nurse or surgeon without completing the training, just like new HGV divers.
That's why there is a shortage on the road :o
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#39 Post by Spardo »

ajm wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:43 am
mysty wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:07 am Boris to save the NHS.
If you were in the brownies or scouts and got your first aid badge you can now be a doctor, nurse or surgeon without completing the training, just like new HGV divers.
That's why there is a shortage on the road :o
They're all under the sea. :roll:
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#40 Post by Pathca »

mysty wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:07 am Boris to save the NHS.
If you were in the brownies or scouts and got your first aid badge you can now be a doctor, nurse or surgeon without completing the training, just like new HGV divers.
[mention]mysty[/mention] where did you get that gem from
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