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rabbit
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A story in the Times Diary an Asian country President and horse lover being shown round the stables at Windsor By Her Majesty. The Queen was explaining something when a horse farted. She said "I am sorry about that" The president replied "It's OK Mam I thought it was the horse"
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Bayleaf
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I'd love that to be true!rabbit wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 8:27 am A story in the Times Diary an Asian country President and horse lover being shown round the stables at Windsor By Her Majesty. The Queen was explaining something when a horse farted. She said "I am sorry about that" The president replied "It's OK Mam I thought it was the horse"
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niemeyjt
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Two council workers were working in the road outside my house.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, I asked: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your mate follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, I asked: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your mate follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
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exile
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That one is true. A good friend was a manager at a works in the Caucasus and did indeed see the workmen walking down the approach road to the offices doing exactly that. A throw back to the Communist times when each person had a job and got paid for doing that and nothing else.niemeyjt wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:03 am Two council workers were working in the road outside my house.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, I asked: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your mate follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
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niemeyjt
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In similar vein - Italy, rather than France I suspect from the number plate:exile wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:56 amThat one is true. A good friend was a manager at a works in the Caucasus and did indeed see the workmen walking down the approach road to the offices doing exactly that. A throw back to the Communist times when each person had a job and got paid for doing that and nothing else.
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rabbit
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Harry Hill is not sure that private education is worth the money. The comedian sent his daughter to an expensive school but was concerned by the gaps in her knowledge when he helped her to prepare for a geography exam on the countries of Europe. She could identify France and Germany easily enough but he got a blank face when he pointed at Switzerland. “I’ll give you a clue,” said Hill, above. “It’s famous for cuckoo clocks and chocolate.” She thought for a second and replied: “Harrods?” At this point, Hill tells the Parenting Hell podcast, he realised he might be spoiling her.