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#301 Post by Spectrum »

This bloke is at an athletics meeting and sees this chap carrying a long stick, he says to him "Are you a pole vaulter" the chap says " No I 'am a German, how did you know my name is Walther"
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#302 Post by rabbit »

Three years I studied for my ballet degree and all I got was a 2:2,”
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#303 Post by rabbit »

BREAKING: Cabinet reportedly meeting this afternoon after Grant Shapps is spotted wheeling a karaoke machine into No 10.
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#304 Post by rabbit »

Apparently at the COBRA meeting there will also be Stella, Carlsberg, Grolsch and a keg of London Pride.
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#305 Post by Nomoss »

On a package tour flight returning from eastern Europe the stewardess noticed a young lady looking a bit pale, so she asked if she felt alright.
"I think I'm going to have a baby" the young lady replied.
"Have you had a check-up" asked the stewardess.
"No" she said "he was a Roumanian"
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#306 Post by Bayleaf »

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#307 Post by A.N.Other »

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#308 Post by niemeyjt »

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#309 Post by niemeyjt »

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#310 Post by niemeyjt »

My two rules for Christmas.

Forget the past - you can't change it.

Forget the present - I didn't get you one.
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