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The Queen's Christmas Day speech ......
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#313 Post by Char »

:lol: Poor old love - she's had one hell of a year.
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#314 Post by niemeyjt »

It's perfectly OK to talk to yourself and perfectly OK to listen to yourself.

It becomes sad when you have to repeat what you said because you weren't listening.
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#316 Post by L Austin France »

A pal was in hospital so me & some mates visited him & had to ask him why he was there.
He replied that his problem started when he tried the Dog Food Diet which involved filling one's pockets with dog biscuits & snacking on them whenever hunger pangs commenced.
Apparently the diet went well for several days until he awoke in hospital & we were curious to know if it was the biscuits that had dissagreed with him.
He was obviously embarassed but finally told us that the dog biscuits were fine.
The problem was that he had stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setters arse & was hit by a taxi.
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