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#611 Post by A.N.Other »

Yea, nobody likes a cold takeaway :mrgreen:

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#612 Post by Polarengineer »

Not my joke, but extracted from Private eye.

INSTEAD OF GIVING ALL MPs A PAY RISE, LET'S ALL CLAP INSTEAD.

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#613 Post by ajm »

Polarengineer wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 9:06 am Not my joke, but extracted from Private eye.

INSTEAD OF GIVING ALL MPs A PAY RISE, LET'S ALL CLAP INSTEAD.
Are you suggesting they should get the clap?

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#614 Post by Pathca »

Given their behaviour I’m surprised a lot don’t already have it

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#615 Post by Quiksilver »

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#618 Post by niemeyjt »

Do you break out in a cold sweat when you see the prices displayed outside filling stations?

Do you feel a sense of trepidation when you draw up at a petrol pump?

Do you feel sick after filling when paying for fuel?

If so you may have the Carowner Virus.

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#619 Post by curtis »

Pour la première fois de ma vie, je suis allée à la mosquée...

j'ai assisté à leurs pratiques et à leurs prières.
Puis tout à coup j'ai vu Mahomet. Il était là. Je me suis mis à genoux, figurez vous et à ma grande surprise, il vient à moi, se penche, met ses mains sur ma tête et s'exclame d'une voix forte:

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" TI VAS MARCHER ! ! !"

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Je lui répondis:" je n'ai aucun problème de motricité"!
Il ignore ma remarque et dit d'une voix plus forte:

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" TI VAS MARCHER ! ! !"

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> Là, je refais une tentative pour lui expliquer que je n'ai aucun problème avec mes membres inférieurs, mais en vain !
Il répétait encore plus fort :

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> " TI VAS MARCHER !!!"

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> Après les prières, je suis sorti et bien croyez-moi si vous voulez !
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> Il avait raison ce con ! ! !

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> On m'avait piqué ma bagnole ! !

> _____________________________

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