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A female friend called me earlier and asked if I would loan her £1300 to help pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I’m always willing to help out friends & family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, her brother called to let me know that she was lying and not to give her the money!!

He went on to say that the real reason she wanted the £1300 was to bail her husband out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday.

I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the money because we all need help at times.

A couple of hours later I get a call from the police station. It was her - crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money.

I said: "So you and your husband could be under the same roof for his birthday."

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#679 Post by niemeyjt »

Just having a drink and a chat with a bloke over a pint in my local last night.

I discovered he was worth around £4 million and he told me the amazing story of how he got so rich.

Basically, when he left school he had little or no formal qualifications but he was good with his hands and he knew how to sell things.

He knew he was never going to make it in an office job so it was nose to the grindstone time.

He left school at 15 and bought an old series Land Rover and spent a few weeks fixing it up, he then sold it for profit. He then used the money to buy another and so on. He did this a lot over the next 35 years, buying, repairing, selling, buying again.

He eventually moved onto Defenders in the 90's and then onto Range Rovers in the last eight or nine years.

Even during the real bad times he plugged away. He worked long hours as you do in the Land Rover trade, sometimes not seeing his wife and kids for days in pursuit of his goal.

Then his uncle died and left him £4 million.

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