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#691 Post by Bayleaf »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 9:09 pm Personally, I think there is nothing us "plebs" can do to change things - so the best course of action is humour and to mock those who think they are above us.
Totally agree - and with Hotrodder above. Just didn't want to upset anyone by putting all our porngate jokes in here ...... ;)
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#692 Post by Bayleaf »

Here's one we're all hoping for, I'm sure ....

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behaviour.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks-up and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros says the bartender.
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#693 Post by Bayleaf »

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#694 Post by Niftyons »

L Austin France wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 6:35 pm Apparently the 'Escorts Group is a tractor manufacturer who provides reliable tractors in 62 countries around the world'.
If it was this group the dear chap was researching when he inadvertantly stumbled on a Porn site I think that explains his haste to review what was on offer for a second time.
Niftyons wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 6:52 pm E03A7A73-18F9-4213-9935-2F062F156BC6.jpeg
He was a Deere chap.
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#695 Post by niemeyjt »

Niftyons wrote: ↑Sun May 01, 2022 10:03 amHe was a Deere chap.
He was the SAME as the rest of them.
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#696 Post by Spectrum »

So is that the CASE then?
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#697 Post by Spectrum »

Niftyons wrote: ↑Sun May 01, 2022 10:03 am
L Austin France wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 6:35 pm Apparently the 'Escorts Group is a tractor manufacturer who provides reliable tractors in 62 countries around the world'.
If it was this group the dear chap was researching when he inadvertantly stumbled on a Porn site I think that explains his haste to review what was on offer for a second time.
Niftyons wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 6:52 pm E03A7A73-18F9-4213-9935-2F062F156BC6.jpeg
He was a Deere chap.
A friend of mine had a picture of a David Brown selectamatic on his bedroom wall.
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#700 Post by Bayleaf »

:lol: Trouble is, this isn't even a joke!!!
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