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#831 Post by Quiksilver »

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#835 Post by Bayleaf »

Oh good grief! :roll:

Moving on swiftly ......
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#836 Post by niemeyjt »

As a variation, two African explorers encountered a fierce lion.

One stopped, unpacked his rucksack, found a pair of running shoes and put them on.

"You'll never outrun the lion with those" - said the other.

"I don't have to - I only need to outrun you" - he replied.
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#839 Post by niemeyjt »

We played football yesterday on a pitch made of crushed granite, compacted rubble and broken bricks.

We won 5-2 on aggregate.
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#840 Post by Bayleaf »

Groan! :roll: :lol:

Next!
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