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niemeyjt · #841 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:58 am

What did the frog do when it broke down?

It got toad home.

niemeyjt · #842 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:59 am

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niemeyjt · #843 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 8:10 am

I was in the throes of passion with Mrs N and she was behaving like an ice maiden.

I said "Can't you moan a little?"

She said "Look at the state of this ceiling, you need to paint it. And whilst you're at it do the bathroom as that has been waiting a year. And put those paint brushes by the kitchen sink in the shed. And remember to wipe your feet when you come back in and not leave footprints"

Quiksilver · #844 Post by **Quiksilver** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:32 am

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niemeyjt · #845 Post by **niemeyjt** » Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:12 am

I had a shock on my walk today.

I was walking past the station and a lady shouted at me "before", "up", "against", "outside", "towards", "beyond".

I think I was being prepositioned.

niemeyjt · #846 Post by **niemeyjt** » Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:18 am

Last week the same lady was shouting "mint sauce", "marmite", "mustard".

She was just saying condiments.

Quiksilver · #847 Post by **Quiksilver** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:21 pm

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Niftyons · #848 Post by **Niftyons** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:14 am

How about some meet at the restaurant at the end of the universe ?

Hotrodder · #849 Post by **Hotrodder** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:14 am

I'm game. Who'll supply the transport?

Polarengineer · #850 Post by **Polarengineer** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 1:50 pm

Ask Marvin

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