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#911 Post by Hotrodder »

And the cast will come off in 6 months.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#912 Post by Bayleaf »

:lol:

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#913 Post by Bayleaf »

When you have an argument with the MIL, but still have to drive her home!
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#914 Post by niemeyjt »

In similar vein:

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#915 Post by niemeyjt »

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#916 Post by Hotrodder »

Stop, please stop. My stomach is hurting from too much laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#917 Post by niemeyjt »

Q. What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

A. Ian

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#918 Post by niemeyjt »

I told my boss I needed a pay rise, and that there were three companies after me.

"Which ones?" he asked.

"Gas, Water and Electricity"

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#920 Post by Bayleaf »

I laughed too much at this, I'm sure! :lol:
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