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#1022 Post by Bayleaf »

What else are best friends for? :lol:
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#1023 Post by Bayleaf »

Seasonal! :lol:
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#1024 Post by niemeyjt »

I'm in the dog house again. Mrs N supports Brazil in world cup and asked me to buy her something in green and yellow she can see every day.

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#1026 Post by exile »

If you are into mooning, then tonight's the night.

Since the moon will shield your anus - or maybe I just heard that wrong

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#1028 Post by Biggles »

A colleague got hurt today when a box of Omega 3 tablets was thrown at him... Luckily he suffered only
super fish oil injuries.

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#1029 Post by niemeyjt »

My parents used to give me cheap Australian lager when I was a baby. I was fostered.

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#1030 Post by niemeyjt »

Men are so misunderstood.

When we meet a gorgeous woman we look deeply at her heart to see if she is a good person.

It is not our fault her breasts are in the way!

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