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#1071 Post by Quiksilver »

^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#1072 Post by ajm »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:07 pm When I see lovers carving their initials into trees, I wonder why they take a knife on a date.
Perhaps they want to be a cut above the rest.
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#1073 Post by Hotrodder »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:07 pm When I see lovers carving their initials into trees, I wonder why they take a knife on a date.
Because a machette wouldn't be appropriate.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1074 Post by Quiksilver »

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#1075 Post by Bayleaf »

:D
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#1076 Post by niemeyjt »

It is a little known fact that spiders hear through their legs.

If you shout at a spider - it runs away. Cut its legs off and shout again - and it won't run away.
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#1077 Post by Bayleaf »

:roll: :lol:

Wasn't sure where to put this - but the guy is fast becoming a joke one way or another:
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#1078 Post by Char »

:lol: :lol: life size as well. :angel:
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#1079 Post by Pathca »

Yesterday he came to Lancashire on official business,he was filmed in the back of his car with no seat belt on
Today Lancashire Constabulary issued him a Fixed Penalty Notice 😆😆😆😆😆
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#1080 Post by Char »

Pathca wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:38 pm Yesterday he came to Lancashire on official business,he was filmed in the back of his car with no seat belt on
Today Lancashire Constabulary issued him a Fixed Penalty Notice 😆😆😆😆😆
p'raps he'll appeal on the grounds that his chauffeur forgot to fit his booster seat and it would have been dangerous to use a seatbelt without one. :oops:
:arrow: I'll get me coat ... :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
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