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#1291 Post by niemeyjt »

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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#1292 Post by niemeyjt »

Our local community policeman did a talk on drugs - I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
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#1293 Post by Spectrum »

A survey has shown that 95% of all the EVs made are still on the road :clap: :clap: the other 5% made it home :roll: :roll:
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#1294 Post by niemeyjt »

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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#1295 Post by Bayleaf »

Particularly like this one! :lol:
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#1296 Post by niemeyjt »

“Primitive life is relatively common, but that intelligent life is very rare. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth.” - Stephen Hawking
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#1297 Post by niemeyjt »

Bruce Willis tipped an entire bottle of whisky over his daughter.

He claimed he was scotching a Rumer.
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#1298 Post by niemeyjt »

My neighbour used to pour whisky over his lawn.

The grass would come up half cut.
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#1299 Post by Sparkle »

To one and all....... you have no idea how many of your jokes end up being told in our local :lol: keep em coming please :lol:
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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#1300 Post by ajm »

Sparkle wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 9:03 am To one and all....... you have no idea how many of your jokes end up being told in our local :lol: keep em coming please :lol:
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Saves having to buy Christmas crackers :D
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