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ajm
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Un couple jouant au golf. Au trou 18 l'homme a un putt de 20 mètres. Il dit " si je fait cet putt je vais t'emmener dîner," Il met la balle dans le trou ! La fille a un putt de 15 metres. Elle dit " si je fait ça, après diner tu peux me baiser"
Il cri " DONNÉ"
Il cri " DONNÉ"
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niemeyjt
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A bloke's laying in bed reading when his wife walks into the bedroom wearing only her bra and panties.
She looks at him seductively and asks, 'Have you ever seen a crumpled €20 note?'
He shakes his head and she reaches into her bra and produces the note which she throws on the bed. Then she asks, 'Have you ever seen a crumpled €50 note?'
Again he shakes his head and she reaches into her panties and pulls one out and throws it on the bed.
'And have you ever seen a crumpled €30,000?' she asks.
His heart is pounding as he shakes his head.
'Well you'd better take a look in the garage,' she says.
She looks at him seductively and asks, 'Have you ever seen a crumpled €20 note?'
He shakes his head and she reaches into her bra and produces the note which she throws on the bed. Then she asks, 'Have you ever seen a crumpled €50 note?'
Again he shakes his head and she reaches into her panties and pulls one out and throws it on the bed.
'And have you ever seen a crumpled €30,000?' she asks.
His heart is pounding as he shakes his head.
'Well you'd better take a look in the garage,' she says.
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Polarengineer
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niemeyjt
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News from the local hospital:
A boy was admitted last night having swallowed a load of coins. Doctors report so far there is no change.
Meanwhile, a man was admitted with a dozen plastic horses inserted into his rectum. His condition is stable.
A boy was admitted last night having swallowed a load of coins. Doctors report so far there is no change.
Meanwhile, a man was admitted with a dozen plastic horses inserted into his rectum. His condition is stable.
