Jokes

[niemeyjt]

A new assistant was being shown the ropes at an OAP home.

The senior matron explained "Every night we give the old boys a mug of hot cocoa and a Viagra tablet and they go out like a light.'

The new assistant asks "Why do you do that? Won't it kill them?"

"On the contrary," says the matron, "it works very well. The cocoa knocks them out and the Viagra stops them rolling out of bed."

[niemeyjt]

Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke the world record by using the "F" word 506 times.

Previously, the record was held by a film of a man trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together.

[Lori]

Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke the world record by using the "F" word 506 times.

Previously, the record was held by a film of a man trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together.

SOOOO True !!!!!!!!

[Bayleaf]

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[Bayleaf]

And for the macabre amongst us ....

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[Lori]

Oh nooooooo.

[A.N.Other]

For the quizzers, when you can't think of a team name.

Big Fact Hunt

Norfolk 'n Chance

Universally Challenged

Comfortably Dumb

Artificial Intelligence

I'm Smarticus

I Thought This Was Speed Dating

Not So Great Expectations

Beyoncé Know-Alls

Victorious Secret

Simple Minds

We’re Googling Everything

Crystal Methodists

Multiple Scoregasms

Show Me the Monet

Tequila Mockingbird

Know it Ales

Beer Necessities

Blood, Sweat and Beers

A Few Beers Short of a Six-Pack

Only Here for the Beer

Empty Vessels

The Pilsners of Azkaban

Menace to Sobriety

The Three Must Get Beers

Win or Booze

The Smartinis

Lets get quizzical

Risky Quizness

Don Quizotee

Bucks Quiz

Les Quizerables

Quizwas

Thin Quizzy

Eddie Quizzard

Taking Care of Quizness

Quiz Hurley

Quizzly Bears

The Quizzard of Oz

The Spanish Inquizition

Let’s Get Quizzical

Quiztopher Columbas

[Bayleaf]

I love a good duck joke - this didn't disappoint!

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[ajm]

For the quizzers, when you can't think of a team name.

Big Fact Hunt

Norfolk 'n Chance

Universally Challenged

Comfortably Dumb

Artificial Intelligence

I'm Smarticus

I Thought This Was Speed Dating

Not So Great Expectations

Beyoncé Know-Alls

Victorious Secret

Simple Minds

We’re Googling Everything

Crystal Methodists

Multiple Scoregasms

Show Me the Monet

Tequila Mockingbird

Know it Ales

Beer Necessities

Blood, Sweat and Beers

A Few Beers Short of a Six-Pack

Only Here for the Beer

Empty Vessels

The Pilsners of Azkaban

Menace to Sobriety

The Three Must Get Beers

Win or Booze

The Smartinis

Lets get quizzical

Risky Quizness

Don Quizotee

Bucks Quiz

Les Quizerables

Quizwas

Thin Quizzy

Eddie Quizzard

Taking Care of Quizness

Quiz Hurley

Quizzly Bears

The Quizzard of Oz

The Spanish Inquizition

Let’s Get Quizzical

Quiztopher Columbas

[ajm]

What's in a name. Bolton Wanderers have a new sponsor for their ground. A company called Toughsheet. Might be pronounced differently when they lose.