Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.On a recent visit to Brighton, on arrival l asked a lady at the station for directions to my hotel.
She said it's only a stone's throw away.
I asked her how I would recognise it.
She said it's the one with all the broken windows.
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Loup-garou
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I'm going too. I want to see if I can find a tin of tartan paint and a replacement bubble for my spirit level.
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rabbit
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Not a joke but I found it funny. From The Times today
The big winner on by-election night was a spoof intergalactic aristocrat. Count Binface came eighth, out of 17, in Uxbridge, with 190 votes. Binface stood on a manifesto of tackling croissant inflation, growing the astronomy and moving the hand dryer in the gents at the Crown and Treaty pub to a more sensible location. “For the second time in three years, I beat Ukip and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election,” he said, having done so in the 2021 London mayoral contest. “If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.”
The big winner on by-election night was a spoof intergalactic aristocrat. Count Binface came eighth, out of 17, in Uxbridge, with 190 votes. Binface stood on a manifesto of tackling croissant inflation, growing the astronomy and moving the hand dryer in the gents at the Crown and Treaty pub to a more sensible location. “For the second time in three years, I beat Ukip and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election,” he said, having done so in the 2021 London mayoral contest. “If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.”
