Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.A similar trick works for reading text on a TV. Wear your glasses half way down your nose so you're looking over the top of the frame, then move your head to line it up with the text on the TV and voila, it comes into focus!
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L Austin France
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Devon and Cornwall had planned to hold a joint music festival, but they couldn't decide which band to put on first;
The Jam or Cream
The Jam or Cream
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niemeyjt
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That's clearly not SleazyJet - the glass is far too full for their "complementary" drinks.
J (not a happy bunny after a journey that reinforces my belief it is quicker to drive than train & fly & train - and now think I have contracted Covid again)
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Polarengineer
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niemeyjt
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The local supermarket has just had a refit and my how things have changed.
There is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh, and just before it turns on you hear a distant rumble of thunder and smell fresh rain.
When you go to get a bottle of milk you can hear cows mooing in the fields and smell the fresh hay.
You turn to pick up some eggs and hear the hens clucking and cackling, then the air is filled with the aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
And the fruit and veg sections have a scent of fresh-cut grass that lingers in the air.
The freshly baked bread has the aroma you just can't say no to.
I don't buy toilet rolls there anymore.
There is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh, and just before it turns on you hear a distant rumble of thunder and smell fresh rain.
When you go to get a bottle of milk you can hear cows mooing in the fields and smell the fresh hay.
You turn to pick up some eggs and hear the hens clucking and cackling, then the air is filled with the aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
And the fruit and veg sections have a scent of fresh-cut grass that lingers in the air.
The freshly baked bread has the aroma you just can't say no to.
I don't buy toilet rolls there anymore.
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L Austin France
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Rishi Sunac visited a village in Cornwall & asked the inhabitants what he could do for them.
"Well there's a couple of things we need" said one.
"The first thing we need is a doctor as ours retired & we can't replace him".
Quick as a flash Sunac whipped out his phone , talked into it & replied "there'll be a new doctor here next week. Now what was the second thing you need?"
"Oh that's easy" said a villager.
"A mobile signal in the village would really be appreciated".
"Well there's a couple of things we need" said one.
"The first thing we need is a doctor as ours retired & we can't replace him".
Quick as a flash Sunac whipped out his phone , talked into it & replied "there'll be a new doctor here next week. Now what was the second thing you need?"
"Oh that's easy" said a villager.
"A mobile signal in the village would really be appreciated".