Jokes

[niemeyjt]

In a similar vein, I visited the local farmer yesterday - I found him in the barn dancing naked around his old Massey Fergusson and inserting his member into the exhaust pipe and other places.

I asked him what on earth he was up to.

He told me the previous day he had visited a sexologist to find out how to revitalize his love life.

Apparently, he was advised that he needed to do something sexy to attract her.

[A.N.Other]

What do you call someone who used to be into tractors
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An extractor fan!

[Bayleaf]

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[niemeyjt]

I just heard a joke about an aeroplane but I didn't get it - it went way over my head.

[niemeyjt]

Always trust a nudist - they have nothing to hide.

[ajm]

Not really a joke but slightly amusing: My wife worked in IT on a project using Wang computers - she was known as the Wang Queen. Her boss,obviously, was known as the Wang King

[Bayleaf]

Oh dear!

Reminds me of another amusing story. When I was at College, in Geography I sat between two lads - I kid you not, one was called Harry Wilson, and the other was called Ed Heath, and no, I'm not THAT old!

[Bayleaf]

Touché!

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[niemeyjt]

Reminds me of another amusing story. When I was at College, in Geography I sat between two lads - I kid you not, one was called Harry Wilson, and the other was called Ed Heath, and no, I'm not THAT old!

Was your maiden name "Thatcher"?

[Bayleaf]

Reminds me of another amusing story. When I was at College, in Geography I sat between two lads - I kid you not, one was called Harry Wilson, and the other was called Ed Heath, and no, I'm not THAT old!

Was your maiden name "Thatcher"?

I may have been called The Rottweiler when I was a Credit Controller, but never The Iron Lady!