A blonde walking along a river footpath sees another blonde on the opposite bank. She calls across to her " How do I get to the other side?" The other one thinks for a bit then says " You are on the other side"
Note a joke but I found it amusing. The Cricket World Cup is taking place in India. The weekend brings the big needle match between India and Pakistan. Passions are elevated and as usual local hotels have raised their rates. In response a number of spectators have booked themselves into the local hospital for an overnight health check as it is cheaper!
rabbit wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2023 10:53 amNote a joke but I found it amusing. The Cricket World Cup is taking place in India. The weekend brings the big needle match between India and Pakistan. Passions are elevated and as usual local hotels have raised their rates. In response a number of spectators have booked themselves into the local hospital for an overnight health check as it is cheaper!
If loads of patients turn up with no symptoms that will stump the doctors.
We don't have the problem of roadworks. We just have the problem of deteriorating surfaces, potholes, and speed humps. Car suspensions and tyres are taking a hammering.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.
