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#81 Post by niemeyjt »

Ladies - if a man says he will fix something he will - there is no need to remind him every six months.

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Primary school children were sent home with the task of finding a new word they could use the next day in class. The teacher asked the children what the word was and how would they use it. When she came to Billy he said his new word was 'contagious' That's an interestind word she said - how would you use it? Billy replied - when my dad came home from work he noticed that the builder hadn't finished the wall. He said 'it's taking that contagious' :o

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#83 Post by Char »

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I thought this was funny - until I realised it wasn't a joke - then I thought it was hilarious.
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#84 Post by niemeyjt »

Char wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:06 pmI thought this was funny - until I realised it wasn't a joke - then I thought it was hilarious.
And there you were thinking that a truss was just a collective term for certain red vegetables.

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#85 Post by Hotrodder »

Not about hernia control then. :?
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Hotrodder wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 6:33 pm Not about hernia control then. :?
No thats a tile.

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#87 Post by Hotrodder »

Or a structural element in a pitched roof?
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Hotrodder wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 6:47 pm Or a structural element in a pitched roof?
Well thats what the surgeon called it before he put one in back in 2010

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Doug wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 6:50 pm
Hotrodder wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 6:47 pm Or a structural element in a pitched roof?
Well thats what the surgeon called it before he put one in back in 2010
That would be a "Fink" Truss then ;)

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