Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.Oh yes,she replied, all the rest were nines and tens!!!
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Biloute
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Like every day, Marcel and Robert meet at the café for an aperitif.
Marcel has a huge bruise on his cheek and Robert asks him: “What happened to you?”
Marcel: I was hit with a frozen leg of lamb.
Robert: By whom?
Marcel: By my wife! She was leaning over the freezer and I was behind her. She was wearing a miniskirt and that gave me ideas. I immediately pulled down my pants to... And she hit me with the leg of lamb she had chosen.
Robert: But Gisèle is usually quite enthusiastic, isn't she?
Marcel: Well yes, but not at the supermarket!
Marcel has a huge bruise on his cheek and Robert asks him: “What happened to you?”
Marcel: I was hit with a frozen leg of lamb.
Robert: By whom?
Marcel: By my wife! She was leaning over the freezer and I was behind her. She was wearing a miniskirt and that gave me ideas. I immediately pulled down my pants to... And she hit me with the leg of lamb she had chosen.
Robert: But Gisèle is usually quite enthusiastic, isn't she?
Marcel: Well yes, but not at the supermarket!
Demain est le premier des jours qu'il nous reste à vivre: profitons-en ! 
