Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.
That's about right, although the car request would be for limited edition Subaru Impreza WRS STi! (The blue one ....) On the political theme: Although I would vote for Worzel over the other grease ball any day of the week!
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Bayleaf
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That's about right, although the car request would be for limited edition Subaru Impreza WRS STi! (The blue one ....) On the political theme: Although I would vote for Worzel over the other grease ball any day of the week!
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Sparkle
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I'm 73 and I'm told that I can have as much sex as I like at 74. I'm round there tomorrow banging on the door.
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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A.N.Other
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A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then went onto the brandy. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from...