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Liz
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#91 Post by Liz »

I had to screenshot that Niemeyjt, it was perfectly timed for posting on another (non-French) messageboard!
How do people live without at least one dog in the house?
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#92 Post by niemeyjt »

I have just found the perfect job. It says they want someone responsible.

I told them that is me - whenever anything went wrong in my last job everyone always said I was responsible.
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#93 Post by niemeyjt »

In honour of International Talk like a Pirate Day . . .

A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his skin examined for cancer.

The doctor says: “They’re benign.”

The pirate replies: “No doc, there be 11. I counted them before I came here.”
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#94 Post by Doug »

Obviously he's an Irish pirate
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#95 Post by niemeyjt »

It is expensive being a pirate.

His hook and peg costs him an arm and a leg.
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#96 Post by Doug »

Not forgetting the cost of splicing the main brace.
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#97 Post by Char »

This made me giggle
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#98 Post by Bayleaf »

I think I've have to save a copy of that! Hugh actually looks like he knows there's an elephant behind him! :lol: The only good thing I've seen as a result of Brexit is the comedy! :lol:

Just thinking this morning, if there was an extended warranty on it, you'd be sending it back to the manufacturer, marked "faulty, not fit for purpose"!
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#99 Post by Wilbro »

Will there be oven ready (world leading) turkeys for Christmas? For the BBQ as no gas available for indoor cooking?
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#100 Post by Char »

Wilbro wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:19 pm Will there be oven ready (world leading) turkeys for Christmas? For the BBQ as no gas available for indoor cooking?
Possibly not, something to do with a shortage of CO2, and a shortage of workers to raise and kill them - doesn't really matter as they wouldn't be able to deliver them anyway as apparently there's a shortage of lorry drivers. 'tis a shame they can't employ people from the EU, that might solve the problem of workers. :roll:
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