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#1891 Post by Bayleaf »

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#1892 Post by Sparkle »

This is bit rude so I may get banned but it made us all laugh!

A woman wants to give her OH a night to remember so when they went to bed whilst he was climbing into bed she goes into the ensuite strips off and throws a large cape around herself. She then walks into the bedroom and whilst throwing off the cape shouts 'super pussy'.
OH replies I'll have the soup.
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride

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#1893 Post by Bayleaf »

:lol:

Took a moment! :lol:

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#1894 Post by Bayleaf »

On a similar note...... those of a sensitive nature look away! :angel:
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#1895 Post by demi »

Love it!! :lol:

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#1896 Post by Bayleaf »

Work in progress! :lol:
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#1897 Post by Hotrodder »

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#1900 Post by Char »

:lol: :lol:

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