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#1951 Post by niemeyjt »

William Shakespeare was never able to drink in his local - he was bard.

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#1952 Post by Bayleaf »

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#1953 Post by Hotrodder »

Surely he could afford a Stratocaster. :roll:
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#1954 Post by sparkyjo »

Stevie Nicks cancelled her wedding to William Shatner when she realised her married name would be.....
Stevie Shatner Nicks

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#1955 Post by niemeyjt »

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#1956 Post by niemeyjt »

Trump bumped into Joe Biden on a White House visit.

"Pardon me", he said.

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#1957 Post by niemeyjt »

Many people say Steve Jobs could’ve done a better job in the White House than Donald Trump.

I think it's hard to say because you are comparing apples to oranges.

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#1958 Post by niemeyjt »

A very rare photo of the first ever mobile phone.

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#1959 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just seen a new birth control pill just for men. It is a large stone-shaped pill that you stick inside your shoe.

It makes you limp.

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#1960 Post by niemeyjt »

I just read that Sperm Banks are operated by Merchant Bankers.

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