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#2001 Post by michael86 »

A man came home and found his wife in bed with one of his friends. He got his shotgun from the cupboard and shot him. His wife was very angry. She said, "What are you doing. If you carry on like this you'll have no friends left".
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#2002 Post by niemeyjt »

Sir Pious was about to head off for the crusade so fitted his wife with a chastity belt.

Just in case he got killed in battle he gave the key to his best friend, Sir Whumpsalot.

As Sir Pious reached the edge of his lands, he turned to bid them adieu and spotted a rider at full gallop coming up behind - his best friend.

As Sir Whumpsalot pulled up his horse beside Sir Pious, Sir Pious asked what the matter was.

Sir Whumpsalot gasped out "Wrong key!"
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#2003 Post by Char »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Mon Jun 10, 2024 4:16 pmpasswords.png
niemeyjt wrote: ↑Mon Jun 10, 2024 4:16 pmpasswords.png
Love it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#2004 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N and I have started role play in the bedroom.

Her favourite is sexy librarian - where I have to sit quietly whilst she reads her book.


edit - role not roll
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#2005 Post by niemeyjt »

I met my neighbour in the local bar last night.

He told me his wife had run off with his best friend Mike.

"How long has Mike been your best friend?" I asked.

"Since he ran off with my wife" he replied.
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#2006 Post by niemeyjt »

apologies if too risque!

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#2007 Post by niemeyjt »

Quick reminder

April is procrastination awareness month.
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#2008 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2009 Post by ajm »

Bit too eyebrow for me.put a lid on it
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#2010 Post by niemeyjt »

My neighbour was furious at his wife for sunbathing nude.

I, personally, was on the fence.
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